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Writer's Block: Fantastic plastic
horrorsale
Would you consider having plastic surgery?
dermabrasion

i'd say lipo but i'd get a lap-band before that. and i don't remotely qualify for a lap-band, but jeez all the obese people get to have the fun.

when i get wrinkly i'd just opt for a bit of suicide or find a doctor who will prescribe me tons of sedatives so i can forget i'm old. face-lifts always look weird. maybe a breast lift when my tits sag.

i'm against decieving people into thinking you're more attractive than you really are (inb4: makeup is deceptive, if you cake it on it is) so no nosejobs and shit but when you're menopausal, nothing wrong with fixing a few things that are falling apart. your money, your life.

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